jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism This goes for things you expect to happen in the future. However, you can also have an opinion on things that are happening or have happened. In this case, being pessimistic ins’t good at all while optimism can make you happy.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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doclecter: that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
m00dycat: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck Oh my god
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this